Friday, October 28, 2011
So a friend of mine and I were talking about sex (as you do on a Friday afternoon) and then came on to the subject of Blow jobs! As soon as I mentioned the word she sighed! I asked why she did that. Her response.. "Why is it guys always expect you to give them head?" To be honest, I did not have a valid answer to reply with, so I simply said, "Because they like it?"
You watch films nowdays and it is so commonly publicised. Take 'Knocked Up' for example. Katherine Heigl has sex with Seth Rogen and asks him what he would like on a second date. He replies with "BJ!" In 'Bridesmaids' there is a classic quote.. "Did you let him sleep over in your mouth?"
Even music mentions it. Take Lil Wayne, he is telling everyone to lick him like a lollipop!
We got off the phone and I actually started thinking about the topic and decided to do some research into it. (Obviously I know enough about blowies/how to give them but wanted to know more!)
So the correct term for a blow job is Fellatio. Other nicknames for it besides blow job and giving head are blowie, nosh/noshing, BJ and sucking off.
Other facts I found out:
1) In ancient Greece, a blowie was better known for as "playing the flute!" (Remind me to hum Flight of the Bumblebee next time I'm noshing)
2) In ancient Egypt in 1300BC, Isis resurrected Osiris from the dead from a blowie.
3) In 1883, the Kama Sutra was translated from Indian to English where it talks about "mouth congress."
4) In India it is also known as mukhamethuna ("oral churning") and ambarchusi ("mango-fruit sucking") - (cannot say I know one guy who has ever called his cock a mango, but hey, in India clearly they do!)
5) In 1998 Monica Lewinsky denied reports of having sex with Bill Clinton but admitted to noshing him off.
6) You can contract HPV from giving head.
So over time, flute blowing has become more and more acceptable. Now, in my generation it is 'just a thing you do' says my friend *Lucy. Now, girls will give a guy a blowie not because he asked for it but purely because they don't mind doing it or think it is worth keeping the guy. Some girls will nosh a guy off continually because it does not phase them where as sex does. Girls would rather wait to have sex until they really like the guy or are in love but can nosh at any given time to any guy. Porn is so regularly watched that ideas of how to give oral sex (I will use a nicer word for once) are plastered on the screen.
So after finding out some true facts about Fellatio, I wanted to know the best ways of how girls I know like to give a blowie and how guys I know like to recieve it..
"I love it when a girl licks the tip of my shaft. It is really sensitive and it drives me wild."
"My boyfriend loves it when I am sucking him off and use my hands to stroke his penis at the same time."
"Play with my balls while giving me head and I come quicker!"
Well there you go guys and girls, some facts, tips and trueness about "noshing" (I am sure you have seen that this is my favourite word!)
Hope you all enjoyed this and would love to know if you have any tips or advice or questions regarding this blog.
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Little Miss V..xx
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A half sleeve tattoo is a tattoo that typically extends around the upper arm from shoulder to elbow, or from elbow to wrist all the way around the lower arm. There are some artists that refer to this lower arm tattoo as a quarter sleeve due to the fact that the lower arm tat covers less area. A half sleeve usually starts as a single tattoo that is added to over time with similar pieces. However, a half sleeve can be designed as a whole piece and done over several sessions of tattooing.
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Amber Rose Gets New Wiz Khalifa Tattoo. The model returns the love with new body ink of her boyfriend's name.
Amber Rose couldn’t keep her hands (or lips) off of boyfriend Wiz Khalifa at the BET Awards, so it’s no surprise that she’s taking things to the next level with him. No, not marriage—a tattoo!
Amber Rose New Tattoo on her thumb
Rose tweeted a picture of her new body ink dedicated to the Pittsburgh rapper: “Cam,” written in cursive on what appears to be her index finger. (Wiz’s given name is Cameron Thomaz.) In typical affectionate fashion, she wrote the following message with the pic: “I want his name tatted on me a million times. He's a dream come true... He's my angel.”
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Amber Rose Arm Tattoos
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Amber Rose Arm Tattoos
Amber Rose Thigh Tattoos
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